WYDE MAUT

One faithful day I was in a bus travelling from Lagos to Benin, on our way going the phone of the girl siting very close to me rang, she answered the call and said: “Honey, I’m on my way to Calabar for a burial ceremony, I will call you when I get there”. Few minutes later another girls phone rang, she answered and said: “Sweetheart, I’m on my way to Abuja for an interview and I don’t have much on me, can you please send me chips for the trip”. Immediately the call ended, the phone of a girl sitting at the back rang, she answered and said: “Chief, sorry I’m on my way to Ibadan to collect form for my Masters’ Degree Program, I will call you as soon as I get back”. An Aboki sitting at the back of the bus angrily shouted at the driver: “Kai, oga driber stoop…..I said stoop, abeg park am por the bus, wia exackly is this bus I dey go?????”.

Lagos Moves To Introduce Cable Cars For Mass Transportation.

In what looks likes the Lagos State government’s arrangement towards getting a replacement for the commercial motorcycle transport system (popularly called Okada), a cable car company, Ropeways Transport Limited, is set to launch a cable car mass urban transit system in the nation’s commercial capital.

This is as a result of the signing of a 30-year Franchise Agreement by Ropeways Transport Limited, the Lagos Metropolitan Area Transport Authority (LAMATA) and the Lagos State Government recently.

What do you have to say about this development if it eventually come to lime light, because there are so many factors to consider.
 
Safe or Not.......what's your take?

 "Its happening LIVE!!!!! @ Ajegunle, Lagos Nigeria.

On the 27th of March 2011, Topson Fastfood is the Location (Mosafejo, Amukoko Lagos)


Its a Free-For-All Show........."AJEGUNLE MUST LAUGH"


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Hello peeps, its like AGESSSS LMAO, well i’ve been away for a while though busy trying to make something that will keep the ribs cracking even while i’m away, i hope u guys didn’t miss me much? even if u did well i guess what am about to tell y’all will make u SCREAM!!!! Yea i just said that SCREAM lol. I have recorded an “exclusive laughter mix-tape” which i will be putting up here soonest, but first, i want to give y’all the chance to tell me what you’ll really like to be the title of this mix-tape, YES. I will really want u guys to do that ASAP so we won’t keep others waiting, hun? But until then…………………….”give that frown a rest”.

Catch y’all at the day of the naming ceremony and launching PMSL……stay safe, ciao!!!

"Most times, you just need to let it go.....lolz"

"We don't know much of the future, except that from generation to generation the same thing
happens again and again. Men learn little from others experience, but in the life of man
never the same time returns. Sever the cord, shed the scale. Only the fool, fixed in his
folly, may think he can turn the wheel on which he turns."

Then came at a predetermined moment,

a moment in time and of time.

A moment not out of time, but in time,

in what we call history:

transecting and bisecting the world of time.

A moment in time,

but not like a moment of time.

A moment in time,

but time was made through that moment:

for without the meaning,

there is no time,

and that moment of time,

gave the meaning.